The Donald's 12 Days of Christmas

The Donald’s 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the second day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the third day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the fourth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the fifth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the sixth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the seventh day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the eighth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Clinton needs a jail cell;

Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the ninth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Stop all your lying;

Clinton needs a jail cell;

Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the tenth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Russia did not pay me;

Stop all your lying;

Clinton needs a jail cell;

Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Quit playing the race card;

Russia did not pay me;

Stop all your lying;

Clinton needs a jail cell;

Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Donald said to thee,

“Step aside Obama;

Quit playing the race card;

Russia did not pay me;

Stop all your lying;

Clinton needs a jail cell;

Bring jobs from China;

The GOP is bowing;

We’ll drain the swamp;

Obamacare let’s gut it;

CNN is fake news;

I’m the last man standing;

Let’s have fun with this old Christmas tree.”