Obama's 12 Days of Christmas

OBAMA’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the second day of Christmas Obama said to thee,

“More executive orders;

Start a war against the old Christmas tree.”

On the third day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the fourth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the fifth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the sixth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the seventh day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the eighth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“I am a really a Muslim;

The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the ninth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Let’s take the guns;

I am a really a Muslim;

The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the tenth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Riots in the streets;

Let’s take the guns;

I am a really a Muslim;

The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Let’s trump the Trump;

Riots in the streets;

Let’s take the guns;

I am a really a Muslim;

The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Obama said to thee,

“Truth is now Fake News;

Let’s trump the Trump;

Riots in the streets;

Let’s take the guns;

I am a really a Muslim;

The economy is growing;

ISIS is a JV;

Boys will be girls;

I am not a lame duck;

Let’s play the race card;

More executive orders;

Start a war against that old Christmas tree.”

K L Rich