Clinton's 12 Days of Christmas

CLINTON’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the second day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the third day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the fourth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the fifth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the sixth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the seventh day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the eighth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“I wiped my emails;

Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the ninth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Soldiers left a dying;

I wiped my emails;

Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the tenth day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“That child’s not mine;

Soldiers left a dying;

I wiped my emails;

Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Clintons said to thee,

“Help me to my car;

That child’s not mine;

Soldiers left a dying;

I wiped my emails;

Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Clintons said to thee,

“Trump won by fake news;

That child’s not mine;

Soldiers left a dying;

I wiped my emails;

Charity’s a fake;

Donna fed me questions;

Let’s have a recount;

Bernie was a hag;

Three girls for Bill;

A ballot box was ridged;

Gifts were stolen from under the tree.”